Fuck monday

According to Geldof, he wrote the song after reading a telex report at Georgia State University's campus radio station, WRAS, on the shooting spree of 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer, who fired at children playing in a school playground at Grover Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California on 29 January 1979. She killed two adults and injured eight children and one police officer. Spencer showed no remorse for her crime, and her full explanation for her actions was "I don't like Mondays; this livens up the day." - Courtesy of a cut and paste job from Wikipedia

Shit Mountain

"For years I've aspired to climb this peak of peaks and when I have it finally in my hand I shall say that all reeks" - Dracula 2000

Win Big

I found this trailer outside of Big Sur going up the mountains.

Most people don't know this..BUT...Britney Spears was the virgin Mary as identified in this picture.

Two Months In

I've been spying on my neighbors like an elderly lady

WITH BINOCULARS YOU CAN SEEEEEEE INTO THE FUTURE!!!!! YOU'll GET old men playing with themselves, people keeping a TV on the same channel for 24hrs a day, trans-sexual sweethearts taking care of business with whoever, and shit you see all the time, spoon shoveling food feeders, drunk ducks, EtC...

I started this book 4 years ago, and then it was covered in vomit. Now, I've gotten to get my hands around this, uh, unvomitted version, and it is, is it, iT iS. This being after I saw Bob reading it and telling me it "...was fucked up"

Everyday I Wake-up in Different Shoes

I seldom notice the difference between eating and drinking.  These messages are part of that confusion in an era of so much cramping that I hardly pull myself off the toilet before I end up in the sink to wash off my face.  I did this because I kept getting my paper wet while on the road, and then I'd lose days of my memory.  If you find yourself reading, enjoy, if not... enjoy.